Anna In The After Life #14: Rivers of Ecstasy

by
Charles McCarthy

Anna frolicked into Charlie Sheen's black BMW. She giggled when she saw that he had fuzzy dice hanging from his rearview mirror. They reminded her of the first time that she had felt a man's flesh sword in the back of her uncle's Firebird.

Charlie pulled out of the driveway and tore off down the street like a mad man. It reminded Anna of her favorite Charlie Sheen movie, "The Chase." She remembered the movie and how he and Christy Swanson had made beautiful love while he drove. Even though Anna had just spent the last three hours in a soup of human and ghostly orgasmic stew, she was now getting that tingling feeling again, as she wondered if Charlie's stick shift could be put in drive one more time that afternoon.

Anna climbed over and straddled him and looked into his eyes as they grew large with confused pleasure, as he looked down to his young gun, seeing it being cocked in his pants.

Anna's powers had grown. She was now so powerful that she could manipulate the human world with her erotic thoughts. She undid his pants and pulled out his young gun and began to gently polish it with her lady zone, as Charlie tried to keep his focus on the road.

"There is something going on around here today," he said out loud to himself.

"Dang, that's right," Anna groaned as she slid his young gun into her soft, wet, woman holster.

The car "ride" was just as much fun as she imagined it would be, and even though there were a couple of close calls with some city buses and an old fat lady in a Rascal, they were both completely satisfied by the time they pulled into the E! studio parking lot.

Charlie jumped out of his car and ran into one of the buildings, zipping up his pants as he ran, leaving Anna looking around the parking lot from building to building.

"Wonder where Joan Rivers is? Oh well, I'll just start walkin around," Anna pondered, as she stood in her naked ghostly splendor looking around the parking lot.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Joan Rivers appeared behind her.